Why didn't you open this? I'm angry.

Earlier today, I sent you this email - and my auto responder sent me a message, telling me you didn't open it. Why not? You're missing out, if you don't click here. Look - if you're not going to open my messages... ...why are you on my list? I'm going to be sending IMPORTANT, time critical emails in the next couple of weeks - and you need to pay attention. I'll forgive you, if you click here now. Love, Tom and Lorien
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